Wang Xiaomei lay inside the coffin, staring at the cloud patterns painted inside, her limbs spread out, lifeless. She hadn't even had time to get dressed, her bare body exposed.
Large patches of strawberries spread along her ears, resembling tattoos, down to her toes.
Wang Xiaomei: "…I'm almost an abandoned dumpling."
The culprit sat on the edge of the coffin, the fire-like robes draped over his lower body, revealing his strong back and enviable figure. With ink-black hair, he sat with his back to Wang Xiaomei, humming a tune while tapping the coffin with his fingers.
Long story short - he was feeling extremely happy!!!
Looking at his own empty body and then at the guy with no aches or pains, proud and with his tail held high!
A tinge of jealousy flared up in Wang Xiaomei…
He gritted his teeth and called out, "Xiao Wenzi…"
"Um?" Wen Fengjin turned around, the bright smile almost blinding Wang Xiaomei.
Wang Xiaomei: "…" Big guy, are you that happy? You're ruining your image!
Wen Fengjin changed his posture, not sitting on the edge of the coffin anymore, but crouching on the ground, reaching out to touch Wang Xiaomei's cheek with a gentle expression and gaze, full of tenderness, almost as if wanting to embrace each other into their bosoms.
"Xiao Meimei, yesterday…" As he spoke, Wen, the big shot, tried to put on a straight face, but couldn't help but laugh, his eyes shining brightly, tightly holding Wang Xiaomei's hand, "I was so happy yesterday. I will take care of you forever. I will definitely be responsible for your feelings and trust, never let you down!"
"…"
"By the way, we have already become husband and wife, haha."
"…"
His gentle and wicked face couldn't hide his slightly foolish smile.
Big guy, don't do this, I'm scared. Wang Xiaomei swallowed hard and heard Wen Fengjin say, "On the first night of a Northern bride's wedding... she will have a bowl of red bean rice. Although there are no red beans here, I found something else from those tomb robbers. Come, I'll help you get dressed, and then I'll cook for you."
Wen Fengjin pulled him out of the coffin, gently lowering his brows to help him get dressed. After putting on his clothes, he lifted him up, his long black hair draping over the red wedding gown like soft satin.
With steady arms around his shoulders and legs, Wang Xiaomei lay in his embrace, deeply moved.
I'm so cool and warm as a top!
They arrived at the underground river where they had washed clothes before, and Wen Fengjin gently set Wang Xiaomei down, "Wait for me here."
"Okay." Wang Xiaomei blinked and nodded obediently, looking forward to seeing Wen Fengjin take out the pots and pans they had used before, and lighting the alcohol to boil water for porridge.
While cooking the porridge, Wen Fengjin mysteriously covered something, and when Wang Xiaomei looked closely, the beans and rice were already in the pot, and the lid was tightly closed.
Wang Xiaomei pretended not to care and muttered, "Hmph~ still keeping it a secret? I'm not curious anyway."
Wen Fengjin chuckled and remained silent.
Since that night, whenever they made eye contact, a pink flush would spread around them, and Wang Xiaomei blushed, turning his head.
Wen Fengjin smirked, exuding a captivating charm.
The porridge took a long time to cook, and in the quiet air, Wang Xiaomei couldn't help but want to look at Wen Fengjin. When he turned his head, the big guy, Wen, was also gleefully looking at him!
Oh my, I'm risking my life for my first time!
Wang Xiaomei suddenly stood up. "I, I, I'm going to knead mud by the river!"
Wen Fengjin was taken aback, but nodded with a smile.
With the same movements, Wang Xiaomei moved far away from him, squatting by the riverside and playing with mud, shaping it randomly, while recalling the scenes from the night before. His face blushed, unable to hold back his giggles.
Swoosh~ Wen Fengjin's waist is so strong~
Swoosh~ last night~ hehe~
When he came back to his senses and looked down, the mud in his hands had been shaped into a replica of Wen Fengjin.
"…"
Ah ah ah—!
Wang Xiaomei flattened it with a slap, wanting to find a hole to hide in! He stared with eyes full of moisture, his fair cheeks turning bright red, covering his mouth with his clean hand.
…Mother, a man tasting the flavor of his first…
He didn't know that not far away, Wen Fengjin was watching his embarrassed expression, slowly opening his mouth and biting his lower lip…
Hmm, so cute.
Hmm, really itching for a day off.
The eternal procrastinator, who never fails to taste the flavor of delayed deadlines, can't control his mind.
When the air is filled with the stench of love, the cooked porridge is ready, the aroma and heat waft into the air. Smelling the fragrance, he opens the lid and stirs it with a satisfied expression.
"Xiao Mie, come over for dinner."
"Okay okay!" Wang Xiao Mie quickly puts down the mud in his hand, washes his hands in the cold river water, and eagerly rushes over.
Red bean rice, besides his grandmother, was the first time someone cared for him and cooked for him!
Smelling the fragrance served the rice, the freshly cooked porridge was very hot, and as he blew on it, he murmured softly, "This is my first time cooking, just eat a little bit, don't burn yourself."
Wang Xiao Mie stared at his gentle face with a silly smile, "It's okay! I will definitely finish it all!"
"Well, be careful not to burn yourself." Smelling the fragrance happily handed the porridge to him.
Eagerly, Wang Xiao Mie took it, about to eat, but then his face fell.
Wang Xiao Mie: "..."
Smelling the fragrance had already taken a bite and saw Wang Xiao Mie as stiff as a piece of wood, not moving his chopsticks, and asked with a frown, "What's wrong, Xiao Mie? Doesn't it suit your taste?"
"...No, just now you said you couldn't find red beans and used something else instead, right?"
"Yeah."
"..." Wang Xiao Mie silently picked up the bag of beans on the ground.
He found written on it: "Exclusive grave-robbing green beans! Professional holy water soaked for forty-nine days, edible and effective for curing zombie dumplings. Good ratings and a two yuan cashback!~"
"..."
F***ing grave-robbing green beans! F***ing soaked in holy water for forty-nine days! Shouldn't it be symbol water, you useless piece of trash! Also, soaking for forty-nine days, did you ask how the green beans felt?
It'll start sprouting in a minute! Thankfully, it's a bad review… a bad review!
He and that green bean stared at each other, the cute little green bean seemed to be saying, "I'm so green! After eating me, you'll turn green too!"
Wang Xiao Mie covered his face, shedding two wide tears.
The ****, the first day, my big dumpling top gave me (the big dumpling) a bowl of holy water green bean porridge. Can this kind of big top be burnt? Is it illegal to burn him? I'm waiting online, quite urgent!
"Xiao Mie, why aren't you eating?" Smelling the fragrance urged him.
Wang Xiao Mie picked up the bowl and wanted to put it on his head, but after thinking about the power of the two, he sighed and put it down.
"Xiao Wenzi~"
"Yeah?"
"Do you know what it means to wear a green hat when you're cheated on?"
The ancient lord smelling the fragrance frowned and shook his head.
Smiling kindly, Wang Xiao Mie picked all the beans out of the bowl and handed them to him, "You worked hard yesterday, you eat more, I'll just drink the porridge."
As soon as he mentioned last night, Smelling the fragrance's expression softened. He even put the beans back, "You also eat a bit more, after all…"
... Chewing on the green bean porridge in his mouth, Wang Xiao Mie felt the coolness of the green beans.
I wonder if zombies can't eat green beans, or if the green beans really have been soaked in holy water, the familiar feeling once again swept through Wang Xiao Mie's stomach at night.
He got up with a dark face and saw that smelling the fragrance was still fine!
Unfair! Why is it that everyone can eat and drink together, but I get fat and—no, I get diarrhea instead of him!
"What's wrong?" Seeing him uncomfortable, Smelling the fragrance frowned anxiously, "Speak, Xiao Mie, don't scare me."
"It's nothing..." Wang Xiao Mie gritted his teeth and covered his stomach, "I need to go to the bathroom."
Smelling the fragrance hesitated for a moment, thinking of last time, he immediately picked up Wang Xiao Mie and quickly walked to the secluded hall, taking the tissues they had found last time and hurried to the spot where he had previously gone to the bathroom.
"I'll wait for you at the door."
With the tissues in hand, Wang Xiao Mie nodded and ran into the small room, squatting in pain with a grumbling stomach.
Ugh, sooner or later, I'll be poisoned by Smelling the fragrance!
But this time, is he not going to have a big brother's head fall on him… Looking up at the stone slab overhead, Wang Xiao Mie remembered the last time he met Zhenbei here.
Haha, how could that happen? Not to mention finding the fish ball, can one person really fall into the same trap twice?
Wait! After saying that, why does it feel like I've set a strange flag?
Wait, is he really going to fall down and give me a huge face-slapping scene?!
Shivering, Wang Xiao Mie stared at the ceiling, but after he finished his business and wiped himself, he didn't see anything strange falling down...
Why... I told you, where would there be so many coincidences in this world?
Thinking about this, Wang Xiaomie felt amused as he stood up, holding up his pants. Just as he walked to the door, Wen Fengjin suddenly appeared in front of him and pulled him behind with his eyes widened in anger, looking up at what!
At the same time, the stone slab above the small room suddenly made a familiar sound and flipped open!
"Waah!" A familiar person screamed and fell to the ground with a 'thud', muttering, "Oh, my old waist," before quickly getting up from the ground, shaking his dazed head and staggering, probably still feeling dazed from the fall.
Spitting and patting the dirt off his mouth and body, it took him a while to realize his surroundings.
So, all three of them were caught off guard and looked at each other. Zhen Bei was stunned for a moment, then showed a big smile at once!
He actually had the audacity to wave eagerly like a husky with shining eyes!
"Hi! Xiaomie! I'm back again! Did you miss me?"
Wang Xiaomie looked at Zhen Bei, silent for a while, then lightly slapped himself on the mouth: You're so talkative! And... are you a summoned beast, for heaven's sake?