Wang Xiaomie's diary: What can I say about today . . . sigh . . . Would you believe it if I said that even as a zombie, I can get diarrhea, and that while I was doing my business, a big brother dropped from above to watch?
Wang Xiaomie shamelessly and confidently lay down in the coffin and fell asleep snoring against the hard jade pillow.
Until three in the middle of the night, a familiar pain suddenly came from his stomach!
Wang Xiaomie, clutching his stomach, sat up, his face twisted in pain.
"What's wrong, Mian Deng?" Wen Fengjin didn't sleep, so he was always half-aware. When he heard any movement, he quickly got up.
"I think I ate something that's not sitting well . . . Damn, can a zombie even feel the need to go to the bathroom?!" Wang Xiaomie clutched his stomach, tears welling up, "Hurry up and open the coffin lid!"
Wang Xiaomie climbed out eagerly.
After Wen Fengjin opened the coffin, he furrowed his brows and said, "There aren't any toilets in the underground palace."
"W-What do I do . . . ?" Wang Xiaomie, with tears in his eyes, clenched his legs together to hold back, contorted his face in pain, "Big guy, you have to think of a way!"
Now that the situation had reached this point, it had to be resolved . . .
Wen Fengjin had also never encountered such a situation before, and he looked at Wang Xiaomie's "terrifying" expression, cleared his throat, covered his mouth with his fist, and said, "There are numerous traps here, but you could go to the outermost part of the underground palace and look for the craftsmen who built the little latrine rooms near the tomb passage, heh heh, cough, cough, constructed latrines."
I'm sorry, I can't fulfill that request.
The two of them stared at each other in silence for a long time, and suddenly the other person let out a deafening scream!
"My goodness! The red-clothed big rice dumpling can speak too! Help me, bro!!"
"......"
King Xiaomei, who was in danger of going deaf: I was in my own grave trying to use the toilet, and a big brother fell from the sky, still howling, scaring my dad so much he couldn't even poop. Who did we offend, huh???