"Liu Yi, just tell me which website you bought the medicine from!"
A few days later, Chen Cai finally couldn't help but grab Liu Yi's arm at the end of class, looking resentful as he spoke to him.
"What medicine? Is something wrong with you downstairs?"
Liu Yi couldn't help but tease.
"Get lost, it's you who's the one with the problem downstairs!"
Chen Cai immediately glared at Liu Yi through gritted teeth, then lowered his voice.
"You said something about cultivating immortality... I've been practicing that broken cultivation method for so many days... and it has no effect at all! You're just trying to cheat me! Liu Yi, we're sworn brothers, you can't cheat me like this! At critical times, you should lend a hand to your brother, right?"
Chen Cai said pitifully, "For the sake of our many years of friendship... you wouldn't abandon your brother, right?"
"That cultivation method is indeed effective... but maybe you don't have any talent for cultivating immortality."
Liu Yi had to relay exactly what Lin Tong had told him to Chen Cai.
"Sob, sob, sob, I don't care, I just want to be as powerful as you!"
Chen Cai held Liu Yi's arm and even acted coquettishly.
Liu Yi was sweating profusely...
Many boys and girls around were also discussing.
"Hey... I wonder why Liu Yi doesn't like me... turns out he's gay..."
The sigh of the plump girl on the side also entered Liu Yi's ears.
Holy crap, even my sexual orientation is being suspected, how can this be!
He quickly reached out his left hand and brushed off Chen Cai's paw.
"Bro... talent is something everyone is born with... I'm not a deity, so how can I help you..."
"What should I do! Do you know that I've liked the girl in the next class for a long time! I've never dared to confess!"
Chen Cai suddenly sighed.
"Eh?"
Liu Yi was shocked and looked at his desk-mate and best friend, "Are you running a fever? You don't seem like yourself!"
"Get lost, you're the one running a fever! I'm completely normal!"
"Aren't you the kind of person who wants to conquer all the beauties? Aren't you afraid of putting all your eggs in one basket?"
Liu Yi laughed, "How come you're eyeing the class flower now! That's not like you!"
"Ah, after being flirtatious for so long, I'm tired, and I'm feeling empty, so I want to find a woman to anchor me."
Chen Cai said desolately.
As Liu Yi was drinking water, upon hearing this, he couldn't help but spit it all out, directly on Chen Cai's face.
Chen Cai's expression became even more resentful.
"Ah, sorry... hahaha... I, I just couldn't hold it in..."
Liu Yi covered his stomach, unable to stop laughing.
"Are you a fountain..."
Chen Cai wiped the water off his face with a tissue, and glared fiercely at Liu Yi several times.
"Can't I have a girl I like?"
"Of course you can, who is it?"
"The class flower of the next-door experimental class, Wang Yuzheng!"
"Who's that?"
Liu Yi blinked his eyes, looking completely clueless.
"Damn, are you really a student from our school?"
Chen Cai couldn't help but complain. "But it's true, your eyes were always on Ma Yixuan before, you didn't pay much attention to other girls."
"..."
Liu Yi couldn't help but fall into silence.
Ma Yixuan hadn't attended class for several days, and he didn't know if she had been scared by him that day.
And Ma Yuanyuan hadn't come to his house secretly for a long time; it was unclear what the situation was.
"This Wang Yuzheng is the beauty of the experimental class!"
Chen Cai told Liu Yi, "Moreover, unlike those rich girls like Murong Die, Wangle Lele... Wang Yuzheng's family background is quite ordinary. I heard that she comes from a single-parent family, is easy-going and approachable... But precisely because of this, I heard that she has been harassed by the class bully Lin Huayang. I want to become powerful, just to put an end to this Lin Huayang!"
"Lin Huayang?" Liu Yi thought for a moment and then suddenly remembered, "The son of the principal?"
"That's right, it's him. He relies on his father and bullies people at school!" Chen Cai nodded heavily. "He pursues Wang Yuzheng in a particularly brutal manner, pestering her every day, making Wang Yuzheng extremely annoyed! If I could handle Lin Huayang the way you handled Lan and, I could definitely win over Wang Yuzheng!"
"...I feel like this school has suddenly become so complicated..." Liu Yi couldn't help but say.
"Liu Yi, Big Brother! From now on, you are my Big Brother, OK?" Chen Cai said, "As long as the boss is willing to take me under his wing, I will be your servant, be at your beck and call, and do anything for you!"
"Get lost!" Liu Yi was speechless, Chen Cai was truly a funny guy.
But there was nothing wrong with liking girls, back in the day, didn't he have a strong crush on Ma Yixuan?
If Ma Yixuan had been willing to give him a chance at the time, maybe he wouldn't be the way he was now.
Fate, sometimes, is really mysterious.
"Big Brother... please, just help me out..." Chen Cai pleaded.
"Well... I really can't help with this." Liu Yi raised his hand to swear, "I, Liu Yi, swear that what I give you is absolutely genuine, and the things I told you are also true. If there's even a slight falsehood, then I, Liu Yi, will never rise again!"
"Damn! This oath is too freaking brutal!" Chen Cai was shocked, but he now firmly believed in Liu Yi's words.
Sometimes men really do swear indiscriminately.
But to swear on their lifelong happiness! It must be absolutely true!
Which man would joke about his own sexual pleasure...
"So what should I do... am I destined to be lonely forever..."
"Sweat... is there no other way I can help you out?" Liu Yi looked at Chen Cai's woeful expression and hurriedly comforted him, "Maybe there's another way..."
"Another way... there is one!" Chen Cai suddenly brightened up, then said, "A conservative girl like Wang Yuzheng... must like a more conservative way of pursuit! I'll write her a love letter... but Lin Huayang keeps a close eye on her, and any guy who gets close to her will be beaten up... Big Brother, I'm counting on you for this love letter delivery!"
"Alright... I can help with that." Liu Yi nodded.
After all, Chen Cai was also his good friend; he would help with whatever he could.
At his lowest ebb, Chen Cai had always been supportive.
"That's great, then I'll study how to write a love letter in this class! Ah, although I may not match up to you in other aspects, I'm quite accomplished in writing love letters! As the grand master of love letters makes his move, delivering a love letter will be a piece of cake for me!"
Saying that, Chen Cai leaned over the table and began to study his love letter strategy.
Meanwhile, Liu Yi sat down and began to concentrate on cultivating the red energy flow in his body.
He didn't need to worry about the white energy; he could cultivate it on his own.
But as for the red energy, he needed to meditate and circulate the energy within him, constantly doing the microcosmic and macrocosmic circulation, or gaining the favor of a girl, to strengthen it.
The reason why Liu Yi didn't enter the spiritual realm in this class was because it was taught by their class teacher.
You dared to doze off in the teacher's class...
It was like asking for punishment!
Soon, the bell rang for the class to start.
Liu Yi's class teacher, a middle-aged woman in her fifties, walked in with her teaching materials.
Liu Yi's class teacher was an English teacher, and to him, whether it was English or math, it was all Greek to him.
As soon as their class teacher came in, she announced something that made all the students feel like doomsday had arrived.
"Memorize the text from lesson thirteen in ten minutes. After that, I will test your recitation. Those who don't complete it will copy it thirty times."
"Ah..."
The end of the world had come, and hell was upon them.
Even Chen Cai couldn't care about his love letter, with a mouth as big as his, he looked like a toad.
"Ten minutes... Teacher, this text is so long..."
Chen Cai clicked his tongue and then complained.
"Chen Cai, you have fifteen minutes. If you can't recite it, you'll copy it fifty times," the teacher said with a smile, leaving Chen Cai dumbfounded.
Damn... that was a quick move!
Liu Yi quickly opened his English book and started memorizing, just like the others who were about to complain.
It was such a long passage of text, and they didn't want to end up like Chen Cai!
"Why aren't you practicing meditation?" Lin Tong felt that Liu Yi had given up on meditation, so she flew out from his spiritual awareness, transformed into the shape of a little fox, and landed on his desk, looking at the English book by his feet.
"Do you know you are in a very dangerous situation now? That woman in white is keeping an eye on you. You can't relax your meditation!" Lin Tong reminded him.
"Compared to that beautiful woman in white... copying the text is the real disaster..." Liu Yi sighed, staring at the English text without blinking.
Damn... it's such a long pile of words...
And there were so many English words that Liu Yi didn't recognize. He could only mark them in the glossary while reading from the back!
However, this way, ten minutes... he couldn't memorize it at all!
Teacher, you are killing us!
Liu Yi could only complain silently in his heart.
"Idiot... you are already cultivating immortality, how can this little thing defeat you?" Lin Tong scolded.
"Cultivating immortality only enhances physical strength... not mental capacity!" Liu Yi felt depressed, "With such a long text... I am really in trouble this time..."
"Idiot! Use your breathing technique!" Lin Tong reprimanded, "Do you think the breathing technique is just an ordinary method? It can enhance your mental power! With high mental power, you can reach the state of not forgetting what you see!"
"Seriously?" Liu Yi was delighted.
"When have I ever lied to you!" Lin Tong jumped up and scratched Liu Yi's nose with her claws.
Liu Yi quickly hugged the little fox and then started adjusting his breathing.
After two deep breaths, Liu Yi felt incredibly clear-headed at that moment, it felt very pleasant.
With this feeling, he began reading the text in the book.
Sure enough, it felt much better!
When Liu Yi closed his eyes, the text remained clear in his mind!
It was amazing, truly amazing!
Liu Yi really wanted to hug the little fox and give her a kiss!
Fairy sister, you're amazing!
Just then, the class monitor sitting in front of Liu Yi suddenly spoke up.
"Why do you need ten minutes for such a small thing? Teacher, the time is too long!"