I'm speechless...
Liu Yi felt like coughing up blood.
How did I already get labeled as a good person!
"Did you hear me? You have to cultivate with me!" Lin Tong emphasized again.
"I...I don't know what to do..." Liu Yi suddenly sighed.
"I don't have any mood right now."
"It's just being dumped by a girl! What's the big deal! Besides, that girl looks average at best!"
"Who said that! She's clearly very pretty!" Liu Yi immediately retorted.
Lin Tong actually questioned his aesthetic taste!
How infuriating!
"Your useless eyes are so short-sighted! You really can't see that there's nothing good about that woman! She looks ordinary, with an ordinary figure, and a heart as poisonous as a snake's! You actually like that kind of girl, I really have no thoughts for you!"
"I..." Although Lin Tong's mouth was a bit malicious, the fact that Ma Yixuan was bad for him was undeniable.
Sigh...
Why am I so unlucky...
So frustrating.
"Don't be disheartened, losers also have their day." Lin Tong shifted the topic and comforted him in a gentle tone.
"As long as you learn cultivation from me, you can handle any kind of pretty girl!"
She tempted Liu Yi, her sweet voice was like a gentle hand, constantly scratching at Liu Yi's ear, making him feel itchy inside.
"By then, forget about Ma Yixuan, even if there are ten times or a hundred times more beautiful girls than her, you can still charm them!"
"Really, really?" Liu Yi was actually moved.
As a man, who wouldn't want to have a beautiful girlfriend!
Especially in school, those boys who already had girlfriends were envied by everyone.
It's impossible to say that I'm not jealous.
He's still on the better side, his desk mate Chen Cai was almost going crazy.
This guy almost went to pursue the big fat girl in his class to experience the feeling of having a girlfriend in high school, whose weight could fit two of his!
The fact that she's big and fat is one thing, but Liu Yi once did not leave the classroom after class and saw with his own eyes that this big fat girl, in the middle of summer, secretly took off her sandals and picked her toes...
From then on, Liu Yi's memory of this girl remained fresh.
He has always suspected that Chen Cai has a peculiar taste, but Chen Cai never admits it!
If Chen Cai found out that he had a beautiful fox spirit sealed in his right hand, he would probably be so jealous that he'd die!
"Of course it's true, this girl won't lie, this girl is a fairy!"
The little fox lied without batting an eye.
"Well then... how do I cultivate immortality? I have no idea at all..."
"Don't worry, everything is under the guidance of this girl!"
Lin Tong patted her chest and proudly said, "This girl is the most intelligent and talented fox spirit of the past hundred years..."
"Oh, I see..."
"Hey, hearing such an exciting piece of news, and yet you can still be so indifferent, are you still human!" Lin Tong glared fiercely at Liu Yi.
Liu Yi looked very innocent.
He couldn't feel anything like talent...
"Okay... Sister Fox Spirit..."
"What, Sister Fox Spirit!" Lin Tong was very dissatisfied, "You should call me Master!"
"Huh?" Liu Yi blinked, "I still have to call you Master?"
To call a young girl Master... Liu Yi couldn't quite accept it.
"Of course, I'm teaching you how to cultivate immortality, what else would you call me!"
"No way! I will never call you Master!"
"Why?"
"My grandpa told me that when you encounter a young and pretty girl, you must not call her Master!"
"Huh? Then what should you call her?"
"Take her as your wife!"
"You... kidding me..."
Lin Tong's face twitched, if she had any twitches.
"Especially my grandpa said that calling someone Master will make pretty girls feel old!"
"Your grandpa finally said something right... Well, okay, then you don't have to call me Master... It would feel strange to me too..."
"Then what should I call you?"
"Um... let me think..."
Lin Tong put her finger to her lips, thought for a moment, and said.
"Just call me the Universe's Super Thunderstrike Invincible Beauty Lin Tong!"
"Okay, Sister Fox Spirit, let's get started!"
"Damn it!"
Lin Tong really wanted to kick Liu Yi.
But considering that he was the host she should protect and make use of now, she let it go.
After all, how did the genius beauty Lin Tong end up sealed in the right hand of this man!
Oh, it's so frustrating.
If she could go out, she wouldn't dare to recklessly absorb people's essence again!
How did she get caught the first time she did this...?
She's just so unlucky!
Hmm, it must be because she's so smart and beautiful that heaven is deliberately making it hard for her!
Yeah, that's definitely it!
"Um... Sister Fox Spirit, can we start now?"
In order to be able to run faster when being beaten at night, Liu Yi started urging Lin Tong.
Lin Tong was still very strange, why was this kid so proactive this time.
But this is a good thing!
"Alright, then I will start teaching you how to open the first star in your body!"