Yu Mo turned around at the sound.
Sure enough, the live stream barrage was now exploding.
["What did I just hear! Has Mo revealed his criteria for a partner?"]
["His face is so handsome, but he says such nonsense, and yet I still love him!"]
["I waited so long for my husband's live stream, and this is what I get!"]
["I have no hope left with Mo!"]
["I'm going to switch to another server to pursue my career!"]
["With such a straight male partner requirement, Mo, prepare to stay single!"]
["We have Star! Since Star says Mo is so funny, I'll forgive him 2333"]
["I'm a Double S supporter, does that mean it's for real!!"]
Xiao Xingheng: "Why should I care?"
Yu Mo suddenly remembered the "Double S Grains" mentioned by fans before, which were extremely explicit, and quickly waved his hand, "It's all nonsense. Pan Da, come play duo with me."
The barrage was filled with ["To change the topic, Mo is willing to duo with Dada"].
Pan Da, with a pout, hesitated, "Captain, I don't want to drag you down in ranking, I'll just watch the live stream."
["Dada looks so flustered, haha"]
["Dada says he prefers to watch beautiful girls dance rather than play with the Captain"]
Pan Da shrank under Yu Mo's gaze, and explained, "I didn't watch a web celebrity, I was watching BOD, I'm studying!"
To avoid being influenced by the barrage, Yu Mo turned off the live stream first. He sat on the sofa and pulled Pan Da close, "Come on, let me see the beauty you are watching on the BOD stream. If I lose a match, I'll sing a song, okay?"
"No!" Pan Da said, "It's a very skilled substitute player live stream! Just now, he soloed 1V9 and dominated the whole game. He even made his actor teammates' faces swell."
"How many stages was that 1V9?" Lao Mai was curious.
"Ten stages."
"Ten stages and you're so excited." Zhong Xiang rolled his eyes. "Don't go around saying you're from the champion team."
"But he's really good!" Pan Da pleaded, "Captain, it's not a girl, I didn't use the beauty filter! I'll find a recording to show you!"
Yu Mo didn't respond, "Show me."
In order to obtain Yu Mo's approval, Pan Da searched online. Fortunately, the previous game was really wonderful and someone had recorded it.
Pan Da didn't mind watching it again at all, and was even more excited than the first time. He danced and said, "So thrilling, even more thrilling than a TV series. He hooked a flamer to start the game, and then—"
Yu Mo pressed a finger against his lips and whispered, "Don't talk, I'll watch it myself."
Pan Da felt uncomfortable being silent. Since he couldn't talk about the game, he pointed to a corner of the screen and said, "Captain, this LEMON's hands are so nice, they can be hand models like you. Are all snipers' hands as good-looking as yours?" As he spoke, he compared his own short, chubby fingers with Yu Mo's.
Lao Mai teased, "Don't embarrass yourself, the Captain's thumb is thicker than your little finger."
Yu Mo was very focused on watching, without speaking to them. Even Lao Mai became curious and leaned on the back of the sofa, "Is this streamer male or female?"
"I don't know, they don't show their face and use a voice changer," Pan Da said. "But judging from the style, it should be a guy."
"But the hands are so pretty," Lao Mai said. "A hand so delicate should belong to a girl, right?"
"You don't understand, they probably use a heavy skin-smoothing effect, and the Captain's hands look like that too," Pan Da explained.
"Good card," Yu Mo suddenly said.
"Card?" Pandaren stretched his neck, "Not stuck, very smooth."
"I'm saying this slot is good to get stuck," Yu Mo said, "Micro-operations are pretty."
"Is it that amazing?" Zhong Xiang was surprised. "Let me see."
"The manager, you won't understand," Xiao Xingheng said, "Old Mai, let's have a look."
So team E watched the whole game from the beginning again.
There are many unknown slots on the border map that can effectively avoid damage at critical moments, but the positions of these slots are not fixed. It requires a lot of repeated exploration, and it is difficult to quickly and accurately get stuck in the slot, which greatly tests micro-operations. This is the entry exercise for trainees, but many trainees, even after practicing for several years, may not necessarily succeed at once.
"There are not many snipers with hooks. Besides the team captain, this is the first time I've seen a sniper using the hook so skillfully," Lao Mai exclaimed sincerely. "A close-range sniper, amazing."
"Well, their output with healing is not significant. It's mainly good for avoiding damage," Xiao Xingheng said, stroking his chin. "But this rank doesn't prove anything. With these skills and mental strength, they could directly participate in professional matches."
"Right, right!" Pandaren said. "Did I discover a treasure for you guys?"
"What treasure? It's not being broadcast anymore," Zhong Xiang tapped Pandaren's head. "What's this? Substitute. If he's strong and of the right age, wouldn't a team contact him? Would he go to be a substitute?"
"Maybe he doesn't want to play professionally, he likes a low-key and calm life."
"Oh, leaving being a star in esports to go be a little substitute, has he gone mad?" Zhong Xiang said. "Alright, I'll go talk with Doctor again, annoying."
Pandaren also lost interest. At this time, Yu Mo, as if in contemplation, sat down at the computer and restarted the live stream. "Pandaren, let's duo."
"Okay."
They each logged onto alternate accounts, one playing artillery and the other sniper, starting from rank 15.
"I dreamt last night that you missed the teleport circle three times during the finals," Yu Mo said. "It annoyed me awake."
"Pandaren: ??? Captain, is this how you see me?"
Yu Mo did not mince words: "Yes."
Pandaren: "No, I need to clear my name!"
Yu Mo: "I'm waiting."
He logged into the character interface, and the ID "Jinling Thirteen Beauties, Yumo" appeared.
Bullet screen:
【Hahaha, this Eddie is so sly!】
【I strangely feel a bit of a fit】
【I guess Dada changed it, 23333】
【Louder to the beautiful Yumo, I can!】
【Dada, are you still alive!】
Yu Mo: "......"
Pandaren: "The weather today is nice, Captain, you look especially handsome today!"
Yu Mo: "Hehe."
This "hehe" directly made Pandaren drop from rank 15 to rank 13.
Pandaren, after finishing the game, pounded the keyboard while sobbing, "Captain, I was wrong, can you stop imitating me!"
Yu Mo looked at the post-match data exceptionally calmly, "I didn't imitate you, I can deal around 30% damage each game."
"You don't finish off the enemies and only focus on hitting the tank!" Pandaren sobbed even more sadly, "What use is 30%?"
"Don't waste words, let's play again. We've wasted enough time."
Pandaren could only quietly queue up for another game.
Yu Mo: "What mode are you queuing for?"
Pandaren: "Just a normal match... Oh crap, I queued for a battlefield mode!"
【Dada must have done it on purpose, haha!】
【Yumo let you act, and when a rabbit is anxious, it will bite, let alone Dada】
Battlefield mode is a timed match, lasting for 30 minutes. Characters can respawn indefinitely at their base, and at the end of the match, the number of kills on both sides is counted, with the side having more kills winning.
This mode can also increase your rank, with a relatively high margin for error, but professional players don't want to play a 30-minute bladder match when they can finish a battle in 10 minutes. Thinking about spending 30 minutes enduring this Jinling Thirteen Beauties' Eddie, Yu Mo felt a little bit overwhelmed.
But once queued, he had to tough it out. He sighed and clicked "confirm."
Once in the match, Yu Mo didn't want to talk to Pandaren and went deep into the jungle alone, bypassing the artillery.
Then Pandaren started shouting, "Captain! Captain!"
Yu Mo impatiently said, "Just say what you want to say."
"Look at the opponents!" Pandaren's tone was faintly excited.
Perplexed, Yu Mo opened the list of opponents.
The IDs "Holding Four Dogs to Fight Five Hounds" and "Ah Dada Lemon" popped up before their eyes.
A logistics officer, a sniper.
Beautiful.
-
Guo Bo saw Lin Meng sitting cross-legged in the gaming chair, drinking milk as soon as he entered.
"How come your dark circles are so heavy?" Guo Bo asked as he sat down and turned on the computer.
"Don't even mention it," Lin Meng rubbed her eyes. "Lin Shitain was live streaming until three in the morning last night."
"Is she sick?" Guo Bo asked. "What was she streaming?"
"First, she was live streaming BOD, saying that she would sing a song if she lost a game, but then she kept losing, so she ended up just singing," Lin Meng said despondently. "Her singing was really awful."
"But still, why stream until three in the morning? Don't girls need their beauty sleep?"
"She said it was to celebrate E-team’s victory," Lin Meng scoffed. "She wanted to sing the ‘Victory Song’ for Silence. I thank her for ending the stream at three."
"Then why don't you go back and get some sleep?" Guo Bo expressed his concern.
"After this game, then I'll sleep," Lin Meng put her legs down. "I promised to send 1000R red packets if I don't reach the top in four hours."
"Wow, 1000, enough for your day’s playing fee!" Guo Bo exclaimed. "Come on, let’s get this done quickly."
Guo Bo was in the same high school class as Lin Meng, and he was deceived by Lin Meng's appearance. After being her follower for over a year, he woke up and realized that he couldn't hold onto this queen and decided to become Lin Meng's faithful follower.
Lin Meng had innate gaming talent, stronger than many boys. Guo Bo's family owned a chain of internet cafes, and he also loved the business. They opened a boosting service together, making quite a bit of extra money.
Normally, when Lin Meng played solo as a sniper, she quickly secured the MVP. But in special cases, Guo Bo would accompany her to boost her ranking. He acted as her assistant, and according to the game’s mechanism, an excellent assistant who could provide sufficient healing while taking little damage would rank second, providing the second-largest reward points, even if it wasn’t as good as the MVP. It was still better than Lin Meng playing 1V9 for over half an hour.
As they efficiently boosted each other's ranks, Guo Bo sighed, "You know, this is a great way to charm girls! It's a pity you're not a dashing hero, and I’m not a girl."
"…Just because I’m not a dashing hero, you make me your battlefield companion?" Lin Meng retorted.
Guo Bo looked closely and said, "Wow! Cancer at your fingertips!" He scratched his head and smiled apologetically. "Meng, just think of this match as a casual game. Relax, don't tense up too much."
"Haha."
"Look at this Eddie person, so funny! The ‘Thirteen Beauties of Jinling,’ and ‘Yumo’!" Guo Bo exclaimed loudly.
As if in a daze, at the last two words, Guo Bo vaguely saw Lin Meng’s eyes briefly glaze over.
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"After running with the ball" by Fishyfishy
Lin Yan, a renowned wedding dress designer, had a whim in his youth to open a children's clothing store. One day, his first love, Yun Qimeng, walked into his children's clothing store with a little girl.
Their eyes met, and the air froze.
Yun Qimeng's mind was a bit muddled, a bit stuck: "Wait! Lin Yan, listen to my explanation, this, this, this, this child was picked up by me!!"
Lin Yan looked at her gloomily. "This child is dressed exactly like I was when I was little. Are you telling me that you just happened to pick up my child?"
Yun Qimeng stammered, looking at him and said carefully, "Perhaps… I might have just happened to pick up your child?"